This has GOT to be a joke.

I have a couple of tattoos. One on my arm and one on my ankle. Nothing that shows if I don't want it to. And I like tattoos. But this is totally insane.

It has to be a joke. It can't be real.

Laptops Direct in the U.K. is offering to pay people to tattoo their logo on themselves. Fees range from 5,000 on the forehead to 100 for your leg.

This has to be a joke.

For one thing, would you want some loser who would PUT a tattoo on his forehead walking around with your logo?

This has to be a joke. It just has to.